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If you can read this text, then you will still struggle reading Kovolak's We Are All People, But Language? His book is completely written using archaic and ancient English dialect and symbols, that are even harder than this! It was his first English book. ~ Kovolak's "Opening Phrase" "Ȝour cæt ƿeolc toƿardſ me on ðȝ lǣſtan dæȝ. Ac ƿa hwā scolde æſcian hit tō lǣfan? Ȝe ƿǣron tō fōliſce tō æſcian hit tō lǣfan. “Uhʔoh” ȝe simplȝ gǣſped þā ic cnucode ȝe doƿn. ⁊ ðæt wæs ðe ende of ðæt." ~ Excerpt from the prologue of We Are All People, But Language? "✠ ⁂ Ic, Kovolak, ƿrite þās spell. Min forma dēop-þōht ⁂ unforlíegendlīc is þæt þū hæfdest geworht spell þe mæȝ ƿeorðan ƿorſra. Þīne spell sindon ƿorſran, forþan þe þū forlēte hwæt ic eom ✠. Ic ƿrite tō cyþenne ⁊ tō læranne, mid eallre eaðmodnesse ✶. Ic eom nīƿ tō þissere sprǣce, tō þissum nama, ac þū ne miht forniman mīne ārȝe ⁂. Nǣfre ic ne mæg ne ne scyle rīpstōƿ brūcan. Sēoð, þū bist se rǣdere, ic eom se gās...

Fillworld - The Latest Game In Developement And A Complete Introduction To The Current Beta Version!!! Fillworld is a new game, where the goal is to explore and to survive in a world full of dangers (except the dangers are coming soon). Your player has 3 item slots, each carrying up to 1 item. The player has an inventory where they can create contraptions and tools containing 18 slots (which can be used for inventory if necessary). You can also just set your stuff down! Watch out for dangers, and use rocks and tools to break rocks, iron-rich rocks, small trees, and more. Explore and find lava, which can be used to melt your raw iron into a much more usable purer iron nugget! Create paths and use water too! Rocks! Lots of rocks are in the game already. There are normal rocks, raw iron, magnetite, hematite, and pumice with new rocks coming soon. And more rocks will develop better uses. Current recipes for building: R = Rock I = Iron Nugget G = Grass Fiber S = Stick B = Bow A = (Any) Arro...

SEPTEMBER 24th, 2025 DAILY NEWS by Bryant Reitzel The Game Has A Name! Fillworld Is The Newest Epic Game!!! Fillworld is an explorer and surviver game that is being developed heavily. You start as a player named Herring and can find all sorts of resources to set up camp. Weapons coming soon, and enemies too! You will be able to summon bosses from the sky that come and fight you. They will break things and move things just to get to you! Create tools to increase efficiency and get more resources! Mineral of the Day : Talc, because of that nice, blubbery, and greasy feel! Songs of the Day : Heavy: Cut Their Tongues Out by All That Remains Light(ish): Without Us by Whitechapel Movie(s) of the Day : Watch Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Joke of the Day: Q: How do farmers get their cheese? A: DUH! Obviously from the moon, made of cheese.

The Bryant Reitzel website is loaded with new content and games, but do you have any ideas for a new one? The games are getting bigger and better, some of them are smaller projects while others are larger. Block Game Ultimate was just released under a free edition on Video Game Guides. As more small and fun games get added, the website gets better. New game ideas are needed though, and that is why Bryant Reitzel website needs you to suggest cool new ideas!

SEPTEMBER 20-23rd, 2025 DAILY NEWS by Bryant Reitzel 4 Days Edition!!! Picture Day!!! Minecrap This new game on the Bryant Reitzel website has a logical name. You can mine, and it is crap. No crafting whatsoever. New Game With A Name Coming Soon! This game is currently unnamed, but is an original idea! You can explore an infinite world and find your way around complex terrain, and build a nice, cozy home. Mineral of the Day : Zinc, because it is very hungry and great for making trumpets (which make fart sounds). Songs of the Day : Heavy: Diminished To B by Necrophagist Light: Lucidity by Soen Movie(s) of the Day : Watch Pumpkinhead Joke of the Day: Q: Where do people buy bread? A: The grocery store! [Que Violent Laughter]

Barrel Creek In a creek crawling with crevices of crickets was a coordinated craftsman. Barry was his name. Barry's barrels didn't bother to break and weren't big in brewing boring beer. Many thought was lame. In his creek, Barry's crafting a barrel made of fine steel. He is going to use it to store a time capsule to bury underneath the deep and dreary, yet still fun, creek sands. Barry suffered from a case of antisadness, and could you say is drenched in madness. His barrels go crunch as he flickers and flames, all through the day he will mutter things to his blame. Did n't Barry Seem A Litt le Sad? No he did not he got up and flamed! Ah-roaring Ah-boiling Ah-never the same Like a hobbit he never seemed to grow sad, but like a man he grew greedy and mad, but only under stressful circumstances. As he crafts his steel barrel he realizes that he missed a spot. The entire time, he was in for a dime and out for a nickel as he crafts steel-made jar for the pickle. He coo...

SEPTEMBER 18-19th, 2025 DAILY NEWS by Bryant Reitzel The Shadow of Rankonor Is Officially Out For Full Review Go to funf fun fun Bryant Reitzel Google classroom to review The Shadow of Rankonor  and get tons of points. The book is coming, and it's coming soon! Mineral of the Day : Calcium, because its a wee bit chubby and makes your bones! Songs of the Day : Heavy: Touch of Red by In Flames Light: Ghost by Clutch Movie(s) of the Day : Watch Aliens Joke of the Day: Q: Why don't more mice violently kill their cruel cat overlords? A: Because they can't make mouse-sized mini guns!

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I bought another Minecraft add-on with free minecoins from Microsoft Rewards! DRAGONS! by Tsunami Studios When I bought this add-on, I thought it looked cool and had a wide variety. A price at 990 seemed a little expensive, but still worth it. When I got the add-on it was good, but it had a few unworked issues I'd like to see fixed such as: - Dragons Noticing You Through Walls - Dragons Hitting You FAR Through Walls In Your House - Dragons Spawn Camping Your Nether Portal And Lava Dumping It The add-on had the following golems: Fire Dragon - Spits Fire At You And Flies Around Making Sounds Water Dragon - No Flight, Spits An Annoying Stream Of Water Everywhere And Explodes You Forest Dragon - Shoots Fire At You And Flies Around Shadow Dragon - Knockback Powerful Beams And Flies Around Fire & Ice Dragon - Two Heads That Attack With Fire And Packed Ice Mountain Dragon - No Flight, Huge Dragon That Has A Ranged Screen-Shake Stomp Titan Dragon - Nether Dragon That Summons Lava Every...

SEPTEMBER 17th, 2025 DAILY NEWS by Bryant Reitzel Hard New Bryant Reitzel Classroom Assignments Coming! The Bryant Reitzel Google classroom is getting some new harder assignments. It is going to get reading comprehension quizzes over The Shadow of Rankonor and other stories. Be prepared to read more literature, such as The Journey of the Hippo God. Mineral of the Day : Sulfur, because it is really darn stinky! Songs of the Day  [ β ] : Heavy: This Calling by All That Remains Light: Stay With Me by In Flames Movie(s) of the Day : Watch UHF Joke of the Day: Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other? A: They don't have the guts!

I bought another Minecraft add-on with free minecoins from Microsoft Rewards! GOLEMS+ by TNT Games When I bought this add-on, it had literally NO reviews, so I had no idea if it was going to be a bit of a scam. It cost only 310 minecoins and was brand new. This add-on was smaller but great. Despite its small price, it was actually more content filled that certain more expensive add-ons. The add-on had the following golems: Amethyst Golem - Has a special attack and keeps enemies at bay Coal Golem - Lights the path and activates Blast Furnace Golems Diamond Golem - Has a powerful attack and keeps enemies at bay Netherite Golem - Has an immense attack and keeps enemies at bay Obsidian Golem - Has a powerful attack that teleports enemies high up Stonebrick Golem - Shoots arrows at enemies and deals damage Nether Brick Golem - Shoots fireballs at enemies and deals damage Redstone Golem - Randomly walks on top of pressure plates Gold Golem - Stays still but deals huge large radius attacks Bl...

SEPTEMBER 15-16th, 2025 DAILY NEWS by Bryant Reitzel Kanno's Quest: The Shadow of Rankonor Updates! The story is nearing its completion even more now! Chapters prologue through chapter 5 are now completely rewritten and extended, with heavy revision. If you want to volunteer to be a reader and reviser, please comment on this post. You will be expected to give HEAVY criticism, some judgement, areas to improve, chapters that were lacking, things to cut or modify, typos and errors, and inconsistincies or obvious plotholes. Thank you! Note: This is the order of drafting for the story: - Paper Storyboards - Online Character Boards And Plot Boards - First Draft Of The Story - Revised Version Of The Story - Final Draft Version - Rewritten First Draft Of The Story - Soon: Revised Rewritten Version Of The Story - Soon: Final Version Kanno's Quest: The Lock of the Shadow Keeper Updates! The story is going to continue being written and will be rewritten and revised like the first, once I ...

SEPTEMBER 13-14th, 2025 DAILY NEWS by Bryant Reitzel Updates To Daily News Formatting And Creation The daily news is getting yet another update to how it is made. Not every day will have articles, and some days will have more than 1 article! Extra daily things may be added though, and they will likely vary by the day! The Bryant Reitzel Website Has An Update Due! After a while of little to no added content and not too much stuff, the Bryant Reitzel Website will get new stuff and content to keep you engaged and entertained, including new small games and tons of new entertaining things. Movie(s) of the Day [ β ]: Watch The Terminator 2: Judgement Day Mineral of the Day : Pummis, because it is nice and puffy and volcanic glass-y. Story Concept of the Day [ β ]: A mountain made of various assorted spoiled foods and meats, and a short bearded man who can't hold things. A sacred sound must be made.

PT.4 The start of Biolontiantity is a rather interesting topic. The start of biolontiantity was said to be created by a man name Eric Torter, whom was a very affable man. He made it his lifelong goal to do the ineffable. He was set to spread biolontiantity. Eric Torter, created and spread biolontiantity. It was his dream, his career, and his purpose. Not all purposes are for the greater good. He spread his words far and wide through social websites, newspapers and magazines, advertisements and billboards, and even in travel brochures. He made TV shows that secretly spread biolontiantity to the people, and eventually it stopped being very secret. Biolontiantity is built off of the belief that everyone will reach nirvana and pure light if they are to stay on their given path without interference. To create an abomination is to create a creature of love and hope. Harmful words towards others were discourage, while provocative language was heavily encouraged. Biolontiantiticians were encou...

SEPTEMBER 12th, 2025 DAILY NEWS by Bryant Reitzel The Beasts List Is Going To Be Made Public... The Beast Cards are fun, but why not have a list of every single beast ever made? Well that is no longer the case. Now you can learn and see more about tons of beasts like trashy, shadso, or bolxer? Who knows which ones you will look at, but you can definitely look at them today. There are thousands of beasts, so wait as more of them get written into the list of the beasts. Beast cards! Here's The List Movie(s) of the Day [ β ]: Watch The Equalizer trilogy Mineral of the Day [ β ]: Quartz, because it is shiny and everywhere Notable Info of the Day [ β ]: The Lascaux cave paintings in France were found 85 years ago Demon Hunter released their new album "There Was a Light Here" Mors Principium Est, Testament, & Mudvayne released new songs Nothing much... Short Article Bonus Quote [ β] : "Mules, abominable horses lacking the capability to create strong generations of kin,...

SEPTEMBER 11th, 2025 DAILY NEWS by Bryant Reitzel New Daily News Series Is Released RIGHT NOW! Say goodbye to the old daily news format, because a new one is now coming. Rather than having a Fact of the Day, Joke of the Day, and Tip of the Day, it will have varied content and new challenges, etc. For today, there is going to be a bunch of new experimental beta daily features, and you can pick which ones you prefer the best in the Bryant Reitzel Google classroom. Sorry, but this article is shortened. Haw haw haw! Movie(s) of the Day [ β ]: Watch The Lord of the Rings trilogy, preferably the extended editions Mineral of the Day [ β ]: Painite, because it is rare EXTRA: There are tons of minerals to choose from, whether you are looking for tasty minerals like magnesium, funny minerals like fukalite (yes that is real), or for minerals people think are yucky like coloradoite. Notable Info of the Day [ β ]: The Treaty of Paris was signed today 242 years ago 9/11 occurred tragically today 24 ...

PT.1 It was a usual day back in Fort Bansworth. George was sitting on his sofa quite comfortably. He was, without a doubt, quite comfortable indeed. A hissing sound emerged from around the corner, and George stood erect. He eased down into a stealthy position and crawled around his couch. It sounded as if someone had broken in, with no other obvious possibility. Little did George know, a strange person was skulking around his kitchen looking for a spoon full of brown sugar. This man loved molasses, hence the name Molasses. Molasses was always getting into clandestine mischief, but was quite humble indeed. Despite his naughty behavior, he was quite indubitably one of the nicest men there was. Despite his quite-hideous expression, Molasses was indeed a likable one. George was provoked by the illicit sounds in his kitchen, and he grabbed a crowbar, which he too had done some mischievious things with, and crawled around the corner. He used his peripheral vision to get a glance at the man M...

Paper Towel Only fools used tissues as paper towels, at least that's what Corbin used to think. Corbin went to Fool's Gold Elementary through High School, in the middle of nowhere in the Pacific Ocean underground. His education was, let's just say for lack of better words, awfully terrible. Of course though, awfully terrible is being used in a good sense, as it is a synonym to awesomely terrific. Corbin was smart, but didn't like school a whole lot. His least favorite class was undoubtedly Methods to a Successful Scuba Diving Career. It was his least favorite because it involved water. He was allergic to water. WAIT, you might be wondering, "I thought humans were 75% water?" Corbin was no human. He was a statue in the middle of the school campus. Corbin, a living bronze statue, had a water allergy. It always made him green and oxidized, which he wasn't too fond of. Corbin stared at everyone all the time, and shockingly, wore no clothes. He was a clothless ...

SEPTEMBER 10th, 2025 DAILY NEWS by Bryant Reitzel Fun Gallery Time! Picture Day?! RANDOM! NOW THAT IS AN ANGRY CHAIR!!! Funn Packle Angry Chair THAT KID PROBABLY DOES BAD STUFF!!! Funn Packle Candy Boy THIS ROBOT IS OUT OF CONTROL!!! Funn Packle Geek Bot OUTDATED VERSION OF BGU! The First Biome Implementation! OUTDATED VERSION OF BGU! Cool Structures With New Blocks! OUTDATED VERSION OF BGU! The Agricultural Seed Update #1! Fact of the Day: For a long amount of time, Pixel Game Ultimate was thought to be better than Block Game Ultimate. Then it wasn't... Joke of the Day Q: Where did the man get his candy cane? A: At the North Pole! Tip of the Day: Here's a tip, I guess... Don't do drugs.

SEPTEMBER 7-8-9th, 2025 DAILY NEWS by Bryant Reitzel Major Update To Block Game Ultimate Is Here Block Game Ultimate, which is soon to get some type of public release, has just received a MAJOR update! In addition to the recent ores added to heaven, now heaven has 2 new biomes. The debris flats and the gilded forest! New underworld biome called magma basin has been added too, and above heaven you can find moons in outer space! Under the void, now there is a very deep layer of compressed stone and ore, and you can dig into the mantle and core of the planet, but of course there is a whole new existence underneath the core! New items and recipes have been added too! You can get infinitungsten, and make the newest best tool! Mixing tons of rare resources, you can make a power orb and create a powered wooden pickaxe or some power soup. Powered wooden pickaxe is unbreakable, power soup PERMANENTLY increases maximum health and will fully heal you. A new heaven gate block can be made, and may ...

SEPTEMBER 5-6th, 2025 DAILY NEWS by Bryant Reitzel It's Officially Picture Day!!! Todays pictures are excellents, so watch how amazing each one is and learn from it! Picture 1 The Land Of The Beasts Art! Picture 2 An Outdated Game That Kinda Looks Like Block Game Ultimate Picture 3 Mix AI Images And Photoshop Together... Fact of the Day: Did you know that Pixel Game Ultimate was primarily designed using Microsoft Copilot AI (which used a form of Chat GPT) on think deeper mode. The base for Block Game Ultimate was made using more advanced tools, like Gemini 2.5 Pro and Chat GPT 5 Think Longer, which is why it is so much better, but also Block Game Ultimate was HEAVILY coded by Bryant Reitzel too! Joke of the Day Q: If a man had 2 hands but said he couldn't stand, without being banned where'd you think he'd land, remember it's planned to be quite grand? A: What in the world did you just ask me!? Tip of the Day: WEEKEND, NO TIPS

SEPTEMBER 4th, 2025 DAILY NEWS by Bryant Reitzel What Are The Best Minecraft Bedrock Add-Ons? The Minecraft marketplace is full of add-ons and mods to use, but many of them suck. It is often hard to find good ones. Using Microsoft Rewards, I have gotten many of them free. Here are my honest opinions on the best add-ons! Of course, free add-ons are good, even if they kinda suck because they were completely free, but others aren't. The Cave Dweller add-on by XP Games is an example of one of the best add-ons by adding an extra creepy challenge to mining and making the game way harder. The Eternal End add-on by Panascais is also an excellent choice due to its massive worlds and mobs with new biomes and tools. Great for exploration and with excellent graphics. The Warden add-on by Plank is also a great add-on for players looking for a HARD challenge and new enemies and overpowered loot. The DRAGONS! add-on by Tsunami Studios is also a good pick if you like very hard new mobs, but there ...

The Pancake Games Pt.1 It was a usual day back in Fort Bansworth. George was sitting on his sofa quite comfortably. He was, without a doubt, quite comfortable indeed. A hissing sound emerged from around the corner, and George stood erect. He eased down into a stealthy position and crawled around his couch. It sounded as if someone had broken in, with no other obvious possibility. Little did George know, a strange person was skulking around his kitchen looking for a spoon full of brown sugar. This man loved molasses, hence the name Molasses. Molasses was always getting into clandestine mischief, but was quite humble indeed. Despite his naughty behavior, he was quite indubitably one of the nicest men there was. Despite his quite-hideous expression, Molasses was indeed a likable one. George was provoked by the illicit sounds in his kitchen, and he grabbed a crowbar, which he too had done some mischievious things with, and crawled around the corner. He used his peripheral vision to get a g...

SEPTEMBER 3rd, 2025 DAILY NEWS by Bryant Reitzel Terrible Things Arrive With New HMT Songs Herjiberb's Mighty Tusks, best known for songs like "Sprinkles Of Ham" or "The Most Boring Game," does not make pleasant music. In fact, calling it music is already a stretch. Herjiberb's Mighty Tusks, which has produced HOURS of annoying content is going probably make more stuff, which seems pretty bad to be perfectly honest. "Baba Ghanoush" is a new-ish song that is probably getting stuffed onto some terrible "album" full of other "songs." If the first song is about baba ghanoush, than expect songs about hummus, dolmas, and gyro. There is no limit to what Herjiberb's Mighty Tusks can release, which is not a good thing. You can buy Herjiberb's Mighty Tusks for really cheap, the price it was meant to be. Playing some HMT is the perfect way to make your family and friends go insane, so get some "music" today! Fact of the D...

SEPTEMBER 1-2nd, 2025 DAILY NEWS by Bryant Reitzel There Is A New Bryant Reitzel Google Classroom! The new Bryant Reitzel Google classroom is going to have quizzes, exclusive content, and fun stuff you've never even seen before. Do you want to know more about Herjiberb or Fleskerchi? How about Grevian culture or about Kanno's quests? Do you want to learn more about everything Bryant Reitzel and earn exclusive credits that can be spent on EVEN MORE exclusive content. If so, join the Bryant Reitzel Google classroom. The Google classroom will have competitions that take place between users and it will have a leaderboard to show the highest scoring students. Earn points easily by taking polls and quizzes and doing simple assignments. Learn how to do new things and learn about new subjects you never even knew about before. Best of all, it is fun and a good challenge. CLASS CODE/LINK:  https://classroom.google.com/c/ODAxMzI4NzQ0NzYz?cjc=evq5zjfr Fact of the Day: Pineapple plants take...