DAILY NEWS! September 3, 2025

SEPTEMBER 3rd, 2025

DAILY NEWS by Bryant Reitzel

Terrible Things Arrive With New HMT Songs

Herjiberb's Mighty Tusks, best known for songs like "Sprinkles Of Ham" or "The Most Boring Game," does not make pleasant music. In fact, calling it music is already a stretch. Herjiberb's Mighty Tusks, which has produced HOURS of annoying content is going probably make more stuff, which seems pretty bad to be perfectly honest. "Baba Ghanoush" is a new-ish song that is probably getting stuffed onto some terrible "album" full of other "songs." If the first song is about baba ghanoush, than expect songs about hummus, dolmas, and gyro. There is no limit to what Herjiberb's Mighty Tusks can release, which is not a good thing. You can buy Herjiberb's Mighty Tusks for really cheap, the price it was meant to be. Playing some HMT is the perfect way to make your family and friends go insane, so get some "music" today!

Fact of the Day:
Herjiberb's Mighty Tusks has too many songs and albums that in total span over 2 hours long. SO MUCH WASTED TIME!!!

Joke of the Day
Q: Why do people hate Herjiberb's Mighty Tusks?
A: It sucks!

Tip of the Day:
If someone is being annoying to you and you want vengeance, buy some Herjiberb's Mighty Tusks and play it on full volume. There's no such thing as a more annoying band! Remember this and always have some HMT with you!

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