Bryant Reitzel

AUGUST 31st, 2025 DAILY NEWS by Bryant Reitzel Exclusive Chicken Express Album Coming Chicken Express is the greatest resturaunt/train combo in the entire UNIVERSE! Chicken Express is going to release an epic album with 4 epic chicken express songs. The songs include: Double Stuffed Chicken, Hamsters In The Back, Kentucky Fried Tickets, and of course, Chicken Express Theme Song Minor Variation. Each song will feature expert instrumentals and keyboards, with guitar and saxophone mixed in. In combination with amazing vocal work, the album will be a top #1 hit in all people's houses (no). Chicken Express is going to start having way more weird things, and the album will be the first of them. Get the album whenever it comes out! Fact of the Day: Jellyfish, which have somehow been around for 500 million years, are 95% water and have no brain, no heart, and no bones! Joke of the Day Q: Why did the detective bring a ladder to the comedy club? A: He heard the jokes needed to be taken to th...

Mr. Friendly Initial Series - Season 1, Episode 2 "Mr. Friendly Pancakifies The Crunchy Man"

AUGUST 30th, 2025 DAILY NEWS by Bryant Reitzel The Mr. Friendly Movie Might Actually Come! Mr. Friendly, that little claymated happy little tiny guy that hugs and kisses his friends, IS RETURNING. Is that blood? No, that is just Mr. Friendly's happiness and love oozing out. More episodes will be published and more episodes will be made. The movie actually might come soon, with a full Bryant Reitzel soundtrack, epic voices, and CGI SPECIAL EFFECTS! Get ready for extra splatters and crunches with more intense animation. Mr. Friendly will never be the same. Tell everyone, spread the word, because Mr. Friendly is go and Mr. Friendly might find some new tools (the store guy told him they were called "grenades"). New characters are coming and will immediately be destroyed by Mr. Friendly's intense aura of kindness! Fact of the Day: Do you ever wish that you could taste things with your feet? Butterflies can do it, but for some reason humans can't. Joke of the Day Q: Why...

AUGUST 29th, 2025 DAILY NEWS by Bryant Reitzel Block Game Ultimate Has Got Some New Biomes Block Game Ultimate [HTML Edition] is getting even more biome updates! Say goodbye to the forest biome and say hello to the deciduous, coniferous (taiga), and apple grove biomes! The deciduous forest is the standard forest except minus the spruce trees and with different tree rates. The apple grove is like a forest without tall grass and with apple trees! The coniferous forest is way more special and awesome looking with new taiga dirt and lots of spruce trees (new tree types for coniferous soon). Pine needles and cones are coming soon too! Expect the following new biomes: red rock biome with arches and spires, salt flats biome with eroded earth, jungle biome with mahogany trees. Other biomes may also be added, and feel free to comment with new biome suggestions and new block ideas! Fact of the Day: A strange fact indeed: sloths can hold their breaths longer than dolphins. Even though dolphins ma...

Bryant P. Reitzel (Current) Height: 5'11" Favorite Color(s): Blue, Black, Red Past Hamsters: Furball Ninja Reitzel, Boulder Nibbler Reitzel, Gimli Refrigerator Reitzel Running Stats: Fastest 2-Mile Pace: 13:50 Time, 6:54 Mile Fastest 5-Kilometer Pace: 21:14 Time, 6:51 Mile Longest Running Distance: 5 Miles Music Stats: Guitar: 1 Year (Since 2024) Alto Saxophone: 4 Years (Since 2021) MORE INFO COMING SOON, BUT NOTHING PERSONAL BECAUSE DUH!

AUGUST 28th, 2025 DAILY NEWS by Bryant Reitzel Block Game Ultimate Is Coming Soon Public!!! Block Game Ultimate [HTML Edition] has been in development for a long time now, but it is ready for release soon! The game has over 10 biomes already with more coming soon. There are ridiculous blocks and crazy craftable things. You can explore the deep, deep depths of the underworld and the void, or you can explore the sky full of clouds, or even the great heavens above. You can create tons of different items and discover amazing structures like watchtowers, mineshafts, and caves. The craziest biome is likely the void because of its massive dust clouds, arches, and rare void crystal geodes used for leveling up your tools. Create and build crazy structures, and if you dare, use your browser's devtools console to cheat and do things like giving yourself items, teleporting, spawn rates, health, speed, and so much more! Fact of the Day: There is evidence that sharks, believe it or not, existed ...

More Teasers Are Coming Soon For Block Game Ultimate, And An Item/Biome/Structure Gallery Is Coming Too! Keep In Mind That There Are Still Some Minor Bugs And Potential Upgrades Coming Soon! Block Game Ultimate Guide Block Game Ultimate Trailer 1 - NO DEVTOOLS CHEATS GAME DISPLAY "How To Begin Your Quest" ~ Block Game Ultimate Trailer 2 - DEVTOOLS CHEATS GAME DISPLAY "The Underworld And The Heavens"

AUGUST 27th, 2025 - LUCKY DAY DAILY NEWS by Bryant Reitzel Free Access To Limited Creature Guide Soon!!! Grevon is full of tons of amazing creatures, but much of the data is not publicly available! People want more answers, so there is a new free access, limited creature guidebook coming soon for everyone to use free. It comes with minimal data on tons of creatures so you can figure out what certain terms mean and learn a lot more about Grevon. New creature entries will be added all of the time and it will also include a bonus feature section with data on some entities too. Learning about Grevon has never been so easy and accesible until now. Additionally, people can access the LEARN GREVIAN! document to literally learn Grevian. But remember, Grevian encoding and Grevian language are not the same thing at all. Go write some Grevian sentences and stories and you just might be lucky enough to grab a prize! Fact of the Day: Octopuses have 3 hearts (sadly we only have 1). When they swim, o...

LIMITED FREE CREATURE GUIDE!!! Banananoids Small, banana-like flying creatures that travel in packs (5–250); they are weak and unintelligent. They feed on mushrooms and fungus. Dying individuals plant seeds that regenerate new Banananoids. Non-hostile, but pack dives can be unexpectedly deadly. They are common across fields and forests. Bananatitans Gigantic, muscular banana-shaped beasts that run in packs and can reach speeds of approximately 80 mph in groups. They possess immense force, capable of smashing walls and structures. They are mostly non-hostile unless provoked or competing for food. They are hunted by fortresses using bolts and crossbows, which are effective counters. Terrars Large humanoids with blade-deflecting plated skin. Their color indicates strength (green is weak, albino is very powerful). They are violent, camp-forming miners who build civilizations. Their vulnerability lies in punctures to soft areas. Their social hierarchy favors stronger colors and they are use...

AUGUST 26th, 2025 DAILY NEWS by Bryant Reitzel Complete Storyboards For Kanno's Quest!!! The Kanno's Quest series just keeps expanding as The Shadow of Rankonor is being expanded and revised and The Lock of the Shadow Keeper is being drafted and plotted out. Recently, the ending for The Lock of the Shadow Keeper and an advanced hero's journey plot map for The Shadow of Rankonor were made. The Lock of the Shadow Keeper has tragedy, action, suspense, and major plot shifts. The Shadow of Rankonor may end with an exciting Plot Twist, but The Lock of the Shadow Keeper ends with a cliffhanger with tons of potential for future stories and adventures. Every adventure has new characters and new losses, but also new lessons. Purity always overcomes darkness in the long run, even if there is a lot of loss. But what about orb runes... Fact of the Day: Banana plants aren't actually trees! They are actually just large herbs and what appear to be trunks in reality are just leaves tigh...

Grevon  is full of tons of creatures and species, but there are a lot of confusing things. People often say there are "dragons" or "goblins" or other things that just sound straight up silly! There are reasons for many misconceptions though. For example, humans specifically call targintels and arrolacosts and other monstrous creatures "dragons" because they look like what humans call dragons. In reality, there is no such thing as a dragon, and rather than a fact, it is more of a description of a creature's appearance. The same goes for humans calling agchalosts "goblins." Some other confusions relating to species and their names in Grevon include: Many people think that ground wolves are a type of wolf. It is a logical confusion, but the name ground wolf is simply based on their appearance and divergence in adaptations. The same goes for sky wolves, which are also not wolves and are a close relative of ground wolves Now, do you know your ...

There are lots of books out there, but the two books The Shadow of Rankonor  and Oak Throne  are both going to get a MAJOR upgrade soon with super special editions. Kanno's Quest: The Shadow of Rankonor  is getting: An [extended] full version of the book, with over 100 pages and something around 25-30,000 words! A new designed cover and special edition with cooler everything! A deluxe version that will someday be published, with an extra Grevon guide and helpful term meaning section with exclusive learning content. Oak Throne I  is getting: A full story with some fixes, edits, and a cool plot with tons of action, suspense, and a lot to make the reader on the edge of their seat. A cool cover for the book that takes it to the whole next level of dystopia/action/fantasy with tons of insane elements and a new universe. Expect awesomeness when these books eventually are finished, because they are going to blow your mind with the details and the vast and extensive universe...

As of 2025 (at least as of August), by far the best coding AI is Gemini's 2.5 Pro (Flash is still good). It can create much more complex and long codes, such as games, without messing up or shortening the code. Although it starts to struggle around 2,000 lines, I foresee that the next Gemini model will have even stronger coding capabilities. Gemini 2.0 was terrible at coding (and many other things), but with canvas enabled, Gemini 2.5 is a coding machine. Of course, it excels at JavaScript and HTML games most, but that doesn't mean it is bad. It can make very complex and original games, especially if you supply guidance and images. Even with the release of Chat GPT 5, Gemini 2.5 Pro is undoubtedly better, especially because it almost never hallucinates variables or functions and has high accuracy and checks its work.