DAILY NEWS! August 30th, 2025

AUGUST 30th, 2025

DAILY NEWS by Bryant Reitzel

The Mr. Friendly Movie Might Actually Come!

Mr. Friendly, that little claymated happy little tiny guy that hugs and kisses his friends, IS RETURNING. Is that blood? No, that is just Mr. Friendly's happiness and love oozing out. More episodes will be published and more episodes will be made. The movie actually might come soon, with a full Bryant Reitzel soundtrack, epic voices, and CGI SPECIAL EFFECTS! Get ready for extra splatters and crunches with more intense animation. Mr. Friendly will never be the same. Tell everyone, spread the word, because Mr. Friendly is go and Mr. Friendly might find some new tools (the store guy told him they were called "grenades"). New characters are coming and will immediately be destroyed by Mr. Friendly's intense aura of kindness!

Fact of the Day:
Do you ever wish that you could taste things with your feet? Butterflies can do it, but for some reason humans can't.

Joke of the Day
Q: Why are bad jokes like coffee?
A: They keep you awake long enough to regret your life choices.

Tip of the Day:
WEEKEND, NO TIPS

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