FUNN - Bryant Reitzel

Apparently I made a mistake at first with the design! The cards where at 2x3 inches, when they should've been at a standard 2.5x3.5! After fixing, I used some tools to figure out what the cards will look like when they are printed. Here is that picture!

TOXIC TAKEDOWN BEAST CARDS ARE COMING!!! Once enough card art has been created, the Beast Cards will be off to print. As of right now, there are over 500 beasts (I haven't counted exactly, but I can assure this). Get ready and make sure to buy your packs as soon as humanly possible (unless you are an alien, than as soon as alien-ly possible). This Is What The Cards Will Look Like (Except They'll Have Higher Image Quality)

Sentient Slaughterhouse, which will be the first-ever album by FleshBarrier, may be coming sooner than you think. The album is nearing completion in writing, and the songs are being practiced constantly. Vocals are being debated, so the vocal style and technique is still undecided. Some of the tracks have more technical riffs than the others, and some of them have solo bridge parts. The most technical song is likely "Raise Your Hand." This track features fast muting shifts and a fast guitar riff with a tricky bridge. The albums songs are all connected! Each track will lead into the next, and "Dark Hour" will be the finishing song. "Struggle Makes Strength" is a very notable track alongside "Tear the Cut" and many others! GET READY FOR THE ART AND ALBUM, THE BAND LOGO IS ALREADY NEAR COMPLETION!

Unemployment, a genious musical metalcore project (that is 100% TOTALLY REAL, "definitely not AI"), has been rocking harder than anyone else since their beginning. Conceived from the mind of Joe Hanson, lead singer and saxophonist, in Jamaica in 2014. Joe Hanson imagined a metalcore band, except instead of singing, it would only be guttural growls and saxophone solos. Joe gathered his buddies in Jamaica, and at first they were reluctant. Joe Hanson was relentless though, and managed to keep his buddies focused. Jelbert Hubadagan, the lead guitarist, helped Joe Hanson convince his other buddies to join. Jelbert would play solos alone, and with the saxophone. Jelbert also is known for yelling backing vocals during sax parts. The band, which consisted of Joe Hanson, Jelbert Hubadagan, bassist Fledger Dinkle, drummer Ruth Halmit, and keyboardist Seth Pur, was rocking out their first album by late 2015. Their album was released through Hermit Records, a Jamaican record label. Thei...

Play Penguin Run World 3 in 1 today at  scratch.mit.edu/projects/1134538933/ Penguin Run is under construction! Report glitches and suggest added features. Play Penguin Run today and expect to see new levels as they appear!

Mr. Friendly Initial Series - Season 1, Episode 1 "The Adventures Of Mr. Friendly"

There are many reasons why people would want to read Kanno's Quest: The Shadow Of Rankonor . Only read this if you want to know more about the book. Don’t read this if you want a full surprise! Reasons you might read the book: Herjiberb, the great 4-tusked white and red rune-covered elephant-like god. Herjiberb is a vital part of the story and proves to be a powerful opponent for Kanno, despite his weakened state. Flying and running bananas. Banananoids and bananatitans, incredible creatures that are not only delicious, but also have very unique traits and creature instincts. Swords, armor, and runes used to destroy tons of never-before-seen creatures that each have different traits and abilities and have different alignments. The creatures never end. Rankonor, the greatest enemy Kanno has ever faced. Rankonor may seem formidable, but he has a secret up his sleeves ready to use right when he is closest to meeting his great demise. Read about Kanno and his allies taking on a powerfu...

Kanno's Quest: The Shadow Of Rankonor  is a book that is getting close to full completion by Bryant Reitzel. It is a very fun quest, well-suited for all ages. It features action, adventure, and intensity. Get ready for its release. In "The Shadow Of Rankonor: Extended Edition," twelve-year-old Kanno is thrust into a brutal legacy—haunted by the violent sins of his fugitive father and hunted by Rankonor, a powerful warrior twisted by vengeance and bound in the near-indestructible Dark Armor. After fleeing a quiet life in Riko Village, Kanno embarks on a treacherous journey through hostile forests and ruined cities, training under the spectral warrior Glukkberder and forging cursed weapons capable of defying darkness itself. Every step closer to the mythical tusk of Herjiberb—the only artifact strong enough to pierce Rankonor’s armor—plunges Kanno deeper into sacrifice, destruction, and pain. As possessed creatures swarm the land and illusions tear at his sanity, Kanno mus...

ZAKINDOM! View More At  docs.google.com ! Zakindom is a game concept created entirely by Bryant Reitzel and revolves around the concept of fighting TONS of powerful bosses and enemies with TONS of variety in items and loot and powers. Sadly, Zakindom is just a concept and may never become reality. It would be great to make it into a real game, but it doesn't seem practical for just one person, Bryant, to make such an imaginative 3D game by himself. Below is a picture of Lunar Parasite, an Infinity Mode boss that drops incredibly powerful loot yet also summons tons of challenging minions and uses tons of superpowered attacks that could easily wipe out the player. Lunar Parasite, friends with Solar Parasite, thrives on the dangerous moon biome. Below is a photo of Killer Rabbit, inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail (as it is summoned with the Holy Hand Grenade). It is one of the first bosses a player will fight since it only has 300 health. It drops some useful Pre-Easy mode i...

FleshBarrier, music conceived entirely from the head of Bryant Reitzel, has been in the making for months now. The first album, Sentient Slaughterhouse, is expected to be fully recorded and released by late 2025 and early to mid 2026. The album features 12 epic tracks, with an expected bonus track. All songs are in the tunings: Drop C, D Standard, or E Standard. A large portion of the songs require more completion, enhancements, and lyrics still. Amp tones are still being created, and drums are being modified to sound better. These are the track names in order as of now (which may be modified in the future): The Eyes Stop Seeing [Instrumental Intro Leading Into The Next Song] D Standard Raise Your Hand [Faster Technical Intro Track Setting The Pace] D Standard Don't Stop Now [Heavy, Brutal, And Simple Track To Get The Energy] Drop C Sentient Slaughterhouse [Melodic And Fast Track To Keep Up The Speed] Drop C Unhealable Heart [Short Effects Voice Track To Add A Special Twist] No Gui...